Zeus, who is 90% ALC

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{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}

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{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}

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