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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"I Can't Imagine the World Without Me","displaytitle":"I Can't Imagine the World Without Me","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16845922","titles":{"canonical":"I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me","normalized":"I Can't Imagine the World Without Me","display":"I Can't Imagine the World Without Me"},"pageid":39766905,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7f/Best_Of_Echobelly.jpg/330px-Best_Of_Echobelly.jpg","width":320,"height":285},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Best_Of_Echobelly.jpg","width":335,"height":298},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1247761113","tid":"2e08dd1c-7b84-11ef-b153-a1769d0669a3","timestamp":"2024-09-25T21:21:51Z","description":"2001 greatest hits album by Echobelly","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I_Can't_Imagine_the_World_Without_Me"}},"extract":"I Can't Imagine the World Without Me is the first greatest hits album released by alternative rock band Echobelly in 2001. The album is heavily biased toward the bands' first album Everyone's Got One, with 9 of the 18 songs coming from that album.","extract_html":"
I Can't Imagine the World Without Me is the first greatest hits album released by alternative rock band Echobelly in 2001. The album is heavily biased toward the bands' first album Everyone's Got One, with 9 of the 18 songs coming from that album.
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{"fact":"Grown cats have 30 teeth. Kittens have about 26 temporary teeth, which they lose when they are about 6 months old.","length":114}
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