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Miscanthus sacchariflorus, the Amur silvergrass, is a grass native to temperate Northeast Asia.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the left eye say to the right eye?","punchline":"Between us, something smells!","id":176}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
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The 1974 Rutgers Scarlet Knights football team represented Rutgers University in the 1974 NCAA Division I football season. In their second season under head coach Frank R. Burns, the Scarlet Knights compiled a 7–3–1 record. Rutgers outscored opponents 244 to 146. The team's statistical leaders included Bret Kosup with 1,070 passing yards, Curt Edwards with 889 rushing yards, and Mark Twitty with 314 receiving yards.
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