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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?","punchline":"Because he had no guts.","id":339}
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