{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of bagel can fly?","punchline":"A plain bagel.","id":251}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of tree fits in your hand?","punchline":"A palm tree!","id":257}
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