{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
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