{"type":"general","setup":"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?","punchline":"Aye Matey!","id":181}
{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Who did the wizard marry?","punchline":"His ghoul-friend","id":296}
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