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Josh Oliver Baker was an English cricketer. Born in Redditch, Worcestershire, he was a student at Malvern College from 2016 to 2021. He made his first-class debut on 11 July 2021, for Worcestershire in the 2021 County Championship, after signing a rookie contract with the club the previous day. He made his List A debut on 25 July 2021, for Worcestershire in the 2021 Royal London One-Day Cup.
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