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{"type":"standard","title":"Somersby, Lincolnshire","displaytitle":"Somersby, Lincolnshire","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7559798","titles":{"canonical":"Somersby,_Lincolnshire","normalized":"Somersby, Lincolnshire","display":"Somersby, Lincolnshire"},"pageid":16019768,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/St_Margaret%27s_Church%2C_Somersby_-_geograph.org.uk_-_595696.jpg/330px-St_Margaret%27s_Church%2C_Somersby_-_geograph.org.uk_-_595696.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/St_Margaret%27s_Church%2C_Somersby_-_geograph.org.uk_-_595696.jpg","width":640,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1190592370","tid":"b2e8d39c-9ddd-11ee-ac7d-640d18898830","timestamp":"2023-12-18T19:43:21Z","description":"Village in the East Lindsey district of Lincolnshire, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.234592,"lon":0.01219},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somersby%2C_Lincolnshire","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somersby%2C_Lincolnshire?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somersby%2C_Lincolnshire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Somersby%2C_Lincolnshire"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somersby%2C_Lincolnshire","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Somersby%2C_Lincolnshire","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somersby%2C_Lincolnshire?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Somersby%2C_Lincolnshire"}},"extract":"Somersby is a village in the civil parish of Greetham with Somersby, in the East Lindsey district of Lincolnshire, England. It is situated 6 miles (9.7 km) north-west from Spilsby and 7 miles (11 km) east-north-east from Horncastle. The village lies in the Lincolnshire Wolds, a designated Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty; the parish covers about 600 acres (2.4 km2). In 1971 the parish had a population of 119. On 1 April 1987 the parish was abolished and merged with Greetham to form \"Greetham with Somersby\".","extract_html":"
Somersby is a village in the civil parish of Greetham with Somersby, in the East Lindsey district of Lincolnshire, England. It is situated 6 miles (9.7 km) north-west from Spilsby and 7 miles (11 km) east-north-east from Horncastle. The village lies in the Lincolnshire Wolds, a designated Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty; the parish covers about 600 acres (2.4 km2). In 1971 the parish had a population of 119. On 1 April 1987 the parish was abolished and merged with Greetham to form \"Greetham with Somersby\".
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