{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
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